Dear Brad Downey Staff, 2 days ago, a Brontosaurus bit my friend in the leg and now he is in the hospital. His condition is very serious. The doctors say the only way he will be cured is if Mr. Downey sends him some swag (e.g., stickers). Stickers really help because he adorns his Mac […]
Monthly Archives: March 2009
March 25, 2009 – 8:09 pm
An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.